After binge-watching Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt season 3 in less than 24 hours, we can definitively say that this was the BEST season ever!
Ellie Kemper, Tituss Burgess, and Jane Krakowski were all at the top of their game — although we have to admit that Burgess totally stole the show. There were so many amazing moments throughout the season, which started off right where we left off: Titus returns from his cruise with Dionne Warwick and Kimmy is figuring out her divorce with the Reverend. If you haven’t finished the entire season yet, then warning: major spoilers ahead!
Below are our favorite 10 moments of the season.
10. Kimmy Goes to Church
Her hats alone are perfection, but Kimmy’s reaction to organized religion after her experiences int he bunker are seriously on point. Not to mention her hilarious quote about female reverends: “Women really can be anything except president or late-night hosts.” LOL!
9. Titus Gets Cartoonized
Titus as a cartoon bladder? Amazing. A big pharma steals Titus’ likeness to create a bladder villain and they captured everything from his voice to his mannerisms.
8. Kimmy Hits Perry Over the Head with a Trash Can
After hanging out with her new college friend and crush Perry, aka Hamilton‘s Daveed Diggs, she soon learns that he’s going to use his philosophy major to become a reverend. She immediately reacts and throws a trash can at his head.
7. Russ Gets Smushed
Jaqueline is in a fight with her boyfriend Russ, played by David Cross, when he walks into the street and gets slowly run over by a car. The hospital proclaims him “smushed” — yes, that’s the official medical term — and every time they say it with such seriousness we can’t help but laugh.
6. Titus Eats Dionne Warwick
During a major storm, and after some major guilt, Titus finally admits to Kimmy and Lilian that while on a rowboat, he ate Dionne Warwick. Bah! Of course, this turns out not to be true, but the proclamation is so hilarious that we kind of wish it were true. Does that make us horrible?
5. Maya Rudolph as Dionne Warwick
We literally could not have come up with a more perfect choice to play Warwick. Maya Rudolph totally nails it (although doesn’t she always?). Here’s to hoping she makes a cameo in season 4.
4. Baby Linda
In an attempt to move on after his break-up from Mikey, Titus starts dating a new guy from his church. The problem? The dude has a one-year-old baby named Linda. What kind of baby is named Linda in 2017? Kimmy and Titus’ reactions are seriously on-point.
3. Titus’ Lemonades
In perhaps the most memorable episode of the whole season, Titus recreates Beyonce’s Lemonade after finding out that Mikey is cheating on him. Need we say more?
2. Kimmy and Perry Rap
In perhaps one of the worst raps of his career, Daveed Diggs breaks it down philosophy style. Kimmy joins in and makes it all that much better.
1. Titus’ ‘Boobs in California’
Clearly the best song of the whole season “Boobs in California” is probably going to be stuck in our heads for the end of time. Titus records the jam while performing a Task Rabbit for a creepy anarchist. The song makes it big and continues popping up throughout the season. Song of the summer? More like the song of the year!
Lena Finkel is the Editor and Founder of Femestella. Prior to starting Femestella, she worked at People, InStyle, and Tiger Beat. Her favorite Housewife is Bethenny Frankel and when she’s not watching RHONY, you can probably find her obsessing over her tuxedo cat Tom or hoarding drugstore lipsticks.