Amy says she has some advice for single women that she’s been wanting to scream from the rooftops.

Calling all single ladies! Amy Schumer may be cuddling up to her boyfriend nowadays but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t get your struggles. In her new memoir, Amy says she has some advice for single women that she’s been wanting to scream from the rooftops.

In The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo, Amy writes:

“I wanted to run to the top of the Empire State Building and make an announcement to all [single women] … that they don’t need to wrangle some warm body to sit next to them just so they aren’t alone on holidays. That they should never let a magazine or dating site or matchmaker monster tell them they’re in a lower bracket of desirability because of their age or weight or face or sense of humor.”

We couldn’t agree

But just because Amy knew she shouldn’t settle didn’t mean she didn’t have a plan c:

“I started making pacts with my male friends that if we were still alone in our forties, we’d get married and allow each other to see other people but keep our commitment to grow old together.”

Luckily Amy is fully committed to her latest love so we don’t think she’ll have to cash in on any of those pacts any time soon.

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