When Paris Geller won the Presidency of Chilton, she took on the rightful dictatorship she always dreamed of. We, of course, have our own mini dictatorship rising in our own country. So here’s a President’s Day quiz for you: Can you guess who said it, Geller or Trump? Scroll slowly so you don’t ruin the answers for yourself.

We’ll start off with an easy one:

“I’ve Already Made A List Of My Enemies, Which I’ve Narrowed Down From 26 To Five.”

And the answer is…

Paris Geller! What, you thought Trump only had 26 enemies? Think again

Ok, next one. Ready?

“One of they key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace. Good people don’t go into government.”

And this one is…

Our 45th President! So modest, isn’t he?

Ok, this is a good one.

“My IQ is one of the highest — and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure; it’s not your fault.”

While this one actually applies to Paris Gellar, it’s unfortunately Trump who said it.

The next one is a bit tricky.

“You Offer Nothing To Women Or The World In General.”

Drum roll please…

Paris Gellar! She said this to Logan back in the day.

Next up…

“I want to live my life so that I’ll be able to read an in-depth biography about myself in later years and not want to puke.”

And that’s our one and only Paris Geller!

Bonus round:

“I had some beautiful pictures taken in which I had a big smile on my face. I looked happy, I looked content, I looked like a very nice person, which in theory I am.”

LOL. This one goes out to Mr. Trump.

Happy Not My President’s Day, everyone!

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Lena Finkel is the Editor and Founder of Femestella. Prior to started Femestella, she worked at People, InStyle, and Tiger Beat. She’s currently obsessed with Vanderpump Rules, lipstick, and her kitty Tom.