After the disastrous 4-hour finale of The Bachelor, it’s safe to say it’s been a rough week for all of us. The one exception is Hannah Ann Suss, who is straight-up THRIVING.
This queen got her heart broken by arguably the world’s least favorite Bachelor lead ever. But not only did she completely drag Peter Weber for his cowardly, dishonest behavior and become our hero, but now she’s out here truly living her best life.
She’s hard to keep up with, so here’s a breakdown of everything she’s been up to and the tea she’s spilled since The Bachelor finale.
Posts a Not-So-Subtle Instagram Pic
Hannah Ann’s first move since the finale aired was posting this iconic Instagram of her dressed as a pilot. To top it off, she used ABC and Peter’s own tagline throughout the show to throw shade in the best way possible via her caption to the post:
“Flyin’ solo… no turbulence accepted. PERIOD.”
That alone would’ve been enough for Bachelor Nation to worship her until the end of time. But she was just getting started.
Shares Her Regrets From The Bachelor
Then we got exclusive sneak peeks at the incredible tea she spilled on Rachel Lindsay and Becca Kufrin’s podcast “Bachelor Happy Hour.”
She essentially said she regrets even going to that final rose ceremony She added that her instincts were spot on and she should’ve stayed in that bed in Australia because Peter misled her and speaks in “half-truths.”
“In the end, I think he took advantage of the fact that he conveniently left out very important information prior to me making a commitment with him.”
Drag him, Hannah Ann.
We. Are. Here. For. It.
Ices Out Peter’s Fam
“I can’t continue to talk to Barb every day if I’m trying to move forward from Peter.”
Confirming what we all already know: Barb prefers Hannah Ann to her own son post-finale.
Spills Rare Tea on the Full Breakup Timeline
One of the biggest complaints from fans of The Bachelor franchise is how production tries their hardest to obscure the timeline of the show and what happens after. Hannah Ann wasn’t here for it and got very detailed about exactly what went down and when.
Surprise, it’s not a good look for Peter. First, she details how he tried to make her feel like him needing closure with yet another ex during their engagement was normal.
Then, Hannah Ann reveals she and Peter talked the morning of the breakup and she asked him to give her a heads up if he planned on ending it. Apparently, they both agreed they would work through it and stay together only for her to be blindsided later the same day when he ended it in front of the cameras. Yikes, Peter.
Goes on Ellen: Calls Peter a Bad Kisser & Shoots Her Shot at Tyler C.
Next up was her appearance on Ellen, which led to her not holding anything back in the hot seat.
When asked if Peter was a good kisser, she cringes before replying:
“Mmm, I don’t know about that one.”
AN ICONIC RESPONSE.
Then she goes on to shoot her shot at Tyler C. when asked who she would most want to date from Bachelor Nation.
Pretty Much Confirms She’ll be on ‘Bachelor in Paradise’
And this queen all but confirms she’ll be appearing on Bachelor in Paradise this summer. When asked on Ellen, she coyly says:
“There might be a bikini waiting for me.”
Chris Harrison essentially confirmed her casting as well in a separate interview.
And Finally, Posts Another Iconic Instagram — Cropping Peter Out!
And last, but certainly not least, Hannah Ann rounds out a 48-hour cycle of feminist power moves by posting another Instagram where she cropped Peter out.
She thanks ABC in the caption for making this “difficult experience one that I could endure.” She then throws shade one last time and wrote,
“I encourage anyone looking for love to always stay true to you. Don’t accept anything less than 100% of someone’s heart — YOU DESERVE IT!”
Is it me or did we all just start counting down the days until Hannah Ann is back on our TV screens for Paradise?
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Shannon Vize is a freelance writer and content strategist living in Brooklyn, NY. Her writing has been published by Elite Daily, Taylor Magazine, CIO, and Forbes. When she’s not hate-binging the latest episode of The Bachelor franchise, she’s busy trying to dismantle the patriarchy by dissecting the latest anti-feminist theme in pop culture to anyone who will listen.