Haven’t heard of the Trevor Noah vagina joke? Let us fill you in. Noah has been speaking out against the phrase “don’t be a pussy” and we love him for it.
The Daily Show host’s Netflix special Afraid of The Dar, is truly amazing and will leave you in tears as you laugh so hard. With impressions from Barack Obama to Nelson Mandela and tons of jokes it is hard not to love it. We loved the part where Noah decided to speak about the phrase “don’t be a pussy,” which was said to him by a friend after refusing a second consecutive night of drinking.
“Don’t be a pussy.” Yes. Because it implies weakness. Do not be like the vagina. The vagina that is weak. Don’t be a pussy … and yet, in my personal experience, I have found the pussy to be one of the strongest things I have ever come across in my life. “Don’t be a pussy?” Have you ever come across a pussy? You realize vaginas can start revolutions and end wars. You realize, even on a physical level, the vagina is one of the strongest things that have ever existed. Virtually indestructible. Many men in this room have tales of how they once defeated the pussy. Let me tell you now, they have not.
The owner of the pussy may have given you the impression that you defeated the pussy, but it is alive and well, my friends. Whenever people say that, I go, “Do you understand how impressive the vagina is? Do you understand how strong it is?” There’s a reason men have sought to oppress it for so long. The vagina is frighteningly powerful. You realize that human beings come out of a vagina. Human beings come out and still it continues to work as intended. Do you understand how impressive that is? A human being comes out of the vagina. And still, it continues to operate, it continues to work, after a human has just come out. You’re saying it’s weak? You just sit on a penis wrong and it breaks. Don’t be a penis,” that should be the phrase. I wish I was a pussy. Are you serious right now?”
Lindsay Flora is an editorial intern at Femestella. She has loved entertainment news since she can remember and wants to be bff’s with Miley Cyrus. In her spare time she analyzes rap music and hangs out with her cat, Lord.